17 July 2015

Reporting Begins

Bonjour Mesdames et Messieurs! Je m'appelle Houdini. I am the Studio
Supervisor of the Studio on 4th Street. Recently I took time from my
challenging duties to review my performance as such with my employer,
aka The Artist. Naturally, I expected only well-deserved accolades. Imagine
my surprise when I was directed to review my employment contract. The
Artist had actually found moi lacking in the area of reporting! She then
"suggested" I begin reporting weekly.

As there is no indication in the contract to whom these reports should be
addressed, I am choosing to report to you, my very dear friends, via this
blog. If The Artist wishes to read it, she may.


Respectfully submitted,

Houdini
Studio Supervisor
1 July 2015

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